BWA HA HA HA HA!!

So I'm sniffing through the JobTitle table verifying that some wend
cleanup batches completed properly. This table is what stores Contact Job
Descriptions; stuff like 'CEO', 'IT Manager', etc...
So I stumble across this guy:
FirstName = 'Bill'
LastName = 'Hilbert'
JobTitle = '(DECEASED)'
So if they send this record into the CATI system for interviewing, does this
mean they have to contact him with a Ouija Board instead of a phone number?
Peace & happy computing,
Mike Labosh, MCSD
"Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James HetfieldWell, if dead people can vote in presidential elections, then why not
include them the opinion polls. You may also want to check if Bill Hilbert
has any orphaned children.
"Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> So I'm sniffing through the JobTitle table verifying that some wend
> cleanup batches completed properly. This table is what stores Contact Job
> Descriptions; stuff like 'CEO', 'IT Manager', etc...
> So I stumble across this guy:
> FirstName = 'Bill'
> LastName = 'Hilbert'
> JobTitle = '(DECEASED)'
> So if they send this record into the CATI system for interviewing, does
> this mean they have to contact him with a Ouija Board instead of a phone
> number?
> --
> Peace & happy computing,
> Mike Labosh, MCSD
> "Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield
>|||Dont laugh too soon. I hear the pay scale is off the charts for those ones.
Apparently they make so much money that where they tend to live the streets
are paved with gold.
;=)
"Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> So I'm sniffing through the JobTitle table verifying that some wend
> cleanup batches completed properly. This table is what stores Contact Job
> Descriptions; stuff like 'CEO', 'IT Manager', etc...
> So I stumble across this guy:
> FirstName = 'Bill'
> LastName = 'Hilbert'
> JobTitle = '(DECEASED)'
> So if they send this record into the CATI system for interviewing, does
this
> mean they have to contact him with a Ouija Board instead of a phone
number?
> --
> Peace & happy computing,
> Mike Labosh, MCSD
> "Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield
>|||Not only that, but they're beyond the reach of the tax collector. Lucky
bastards!
"Ian Evitable" <whole@.hog.com> wrote in message
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> Dont laugh too soon. I hear the pay scale is off the charts for those
> ones.
> Apparently they make so much money that where they tend to live the
> streets
> are paved with gold.
> ;=)
>
> "Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:%23LFBKFysFHA.2492@.tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> this
> number?
>|||"JT" <someone@.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Not only that, but they're beyond the reach of the tax collector. Lucky
> bastards!
Not so quick, JT.
I don't know the tax laws where you live,
but here, the year you die,
you still have to declare one last tax return. :-(|||Not until Congress acts to eliminate the death tax.
"JT" <someone@.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Not only that, but they're beyond the reach of the tax collector. Lucky
> bastards!
> "Ian Evitable" <whole@.hog.com> wrote in message
> news:OP855G0sFHA.3452@.TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>|||So what if Bill doesn't file his return; is the tax collector going to
garnish his heavenly wages? No, he is free and clear. Now as for whomever
inherits his estate, that's another story.
"Raymond D'Anjou" <rdanjou@.canatradeNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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> "JT" <someone@.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:%23dDDWT7sFHA.4080@.TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Not so quick, JT.
> I don't know the tax laws where you live,
> but here, the year you die,
> you still have to declare one last tax return. :-(
>|||Although a few congressmen may hold key positions in Hell, Bill is (himself
personally) free from paying any death tax. However, legend has it that the
frerryman still requires a coin before taking the deceased across the river
Styx; so ask your relatives to make the proper burial arrangment.
http://www.theriverstyx.net/charon.html
"Brian Selzer" <brian@.selzer-software.com> wrote in message
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> Not until Congress acts to eliminate the death tax.
> "JT" <someone@.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>